Our Lady of Monster Trucks
Oh, Queen of Monster Trucks! Holy Mother of Big Wheels!
Thou who from the beginning hast the power and mission to
crush the cars of Satan, we humbly beseech thee to use thy
high-hopping, free-styling, soul-saving command and power,
that thy may pursue the evil vehicles, encounter them on every
side, and drive them hence into the abyss of eternal woe. Amen.
Her Glorious Son drives a mean monster truck, too!
Watch as Jesus crushes and destroys all of his enemies then finishes them off with the Stigmata Blaster©If you're not feeling particularly faithful or religious, check out The Hell Express.
Catch the rest of the vehicles at the Jesus The Monster Truck web site.
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